Positives:
Shower was hot,
AC was cold.
Negatives:
Cracks in the exterior of every pillar we walked past,
Pool had a strange film on top of the water and looked stagnant enough to breed mosquitos,
Floodlights outside our room and no curtains meant it was bright enough to read a book by with all interior lights off,
Fridge did not work,
A burst pipe flooded the lobby and delayed our check-in by two hours,
The computer system double-charged us for the room,
Desk manager never checked us into the computer system, an oversight discovered when another couple was given keys to and entered our room, and oh yeah,
COCKROACHES IN THE ROOM!
I understand that this was a college football weekend, which would explain the $300 charge for one night anywhere else... which is exactly where you should stay.