This was the most disappointing hotel/resort experience I've ever had.
The first issue was that our room was two twin beds, despite booking a queen bed.
The next disappointment was the food. Most of the menu was unavailable. After trying to order a few different seafood dishes that they did not have the ingredients for, we settled on two expensive "cheeseburgers" which consisted of old, stale bread, a piece of spam, and a square of processed cheese.
The worst part of the stay was the fact that the resort was doubling as a public swimming pool. While the pool itself would be a great size to accommodate the guests of the 6ish rooms, the pool was open to the public. Maybe 40 people there every day, swimming in their underwear, requesting photos with us, etc. It was very disappointing. Couldn't enjoy the pool at all, which was all the hotel has going for it considering there isn't actually a swimmable beach.
We left early, and requested a partial refund for our unused nights. They never answered the calls from hotels.com customer service team, so we were never able to get that refund. Rubbish place.