The Horny Toad Guesthouse

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Overview of The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Entire apartment

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
Simpson Bay beachfront apartments with kitchens

9.6/10 Exceptional

41 verified Hotels.com guest reviews

Property highlights

  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Gym
  • Kitchen
  • Non-smoking
  • Air conditioning
The price is P 8,774
Price available on 9/29/22
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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
Main amenities
  • 8 smoke-free apartments
  • Daily housekeeping
  • On the beach
  • Fitness center
  • Beach sun loungers
  • Beach towels
  • Terrace
  • Air conditioning
  • Garden
  • Computer station
  • Self-serve laundry
  • Concierge services
Feel at home
  • Kitchen
  • Private bathroom
  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area
  • Garden
  • Terrace

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About this area

What's nearby

  • On the beach
  • Maho Beach - 9 min drive
  • Orient Bay Beach - 28 min drive

Getting around

  • Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM) - 13 min drive
  • Grand Case (SFG-L'Esperance) - 29 min drive
  • Gustavia (SBH-Gustaf III) - 19.3 miles/31 km
  • The Valley (AXA-Clayton J. Lloyd Intl.) - 11.9 miles/19.2 km
  • Saba (SAB-Juancho E. Yrausquin) - 28.5 miles/45.8 km

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

A great choice for a stay in Simpson Bay, The Horny Toad Guesthouse is just 2.5 mi (4.1 km) from the airport. Guests can visit the fitness center for a workout, and freebies like WiFi and self parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences like refrigerators and microwaves. Fellow travelers say good things about the helpful staff and airport proximity.

Cleaning and safety practices

Enhanced cleanliness measures

Disinfectant is used to clean the property
High-touch surfaces are cleaned and disinfected
This information is provided by our partners.

At a glance

Arriving/Leaving

  • Check-in time from 2 PM - 9 PM
  • Check-out time is noon

Restrictions related to your trip

  • Check COVID-19 restrictions.

Special check-in instructions

  • There is no front desk at this property
  • Guests must contact the property for check-in information
  • To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property ahead of time using the information on the booking confirmation
  • If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
  • For more details, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation
  • This guesthouse does not have a 24-hour reception. Guests planning to arrive after 8 PM should contact the hotel in advance.

Required at check-in

  • Credit card, debit card, or cash deposit required for incidental charges
  • Government-issued photo ID may be required

Children

  • Children (7 years old and younger) not allowed
  • No cribs (infant beds)

Pets

  • No pets or service animals allowed

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach towels
  • Beach sun loungers

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site

Kitchen

  • Refrigerator (full size)
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Toaster
  • Freezer
  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Paper towels

Bedrooms

  • Bed sheets provided

Bathrooms

  • Shower
  • Towels provided
  • Hair dryer

Living spaces

  • Dining room
  • Sitting area

Outdoor areas

  • Terrace
  • Balcony or patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No elevators
  • Soundproofing
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Safe
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Luggage storage
  • Free newspapers (lobby)

Location highlights

  • Near the ocean
  • Near the airport

Things to do

  • Fitness center

General

  • 8 rooms
  • 2 floors
  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Property does not allow children

Fees & policies

Hygiene & cleanliness

This property advises that enhanced cleaning and guest safety measures are currently in place.

Disinfectant is used to clean the property, and commonly-touched surfaces are cleaned with disinfectant between stays.

Policies

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession

This property does not have elevators.

Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

This property accepts credit cards.

Also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
Horny Toad house Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

What are the cleanliness and hygiene measures currently in place at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
This property confirms that disinfectant is used to clean the property. Please note that this information has been provided by our partners.
How much does it cost to stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
As of September 28, 2022, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Horny Toad Guesthouse on September 29, 2022 start from P 8,774, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Are pets allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Sorry, pets and service animals aren't allowed.
Is parking offered on site at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Yes, there's free self parking.
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
You can check in from 2 PM - 9 PM. Check-out time is noon.
What is there to do at The Horny Toad Guesthouse and nearby?
The Horny Toad Guesthouse has a fitness center and a garden.
Are there restaurants at or near The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Yes. Nearby restaurants include Karakter (8-min walk), The Palms (10-min walk), and Vesna Taverna (10-min walk).
Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a kitchen or kitchenette?
Yes, there is a kitchen which also includes a blender, a coffee maker, and a toaster.
Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have any outdoor private spaces?
Yes, each apartment features a balcony or patio.
What's the area around The Horny Toad Guesthouse like?
The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach and 17 minutes' walk from Kim Sha Beach. The local area is walkable and popular for its beaches.

Overall score and ratings

9.6

Exceptional

9.7/10

Cleanliness

9.9/10

Staff & service

10.0/10

Amenities

9.5/10

Property conditions & facilities

10/10 Exceptional

Overall very good!!
adriaan, 1-night romance trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
Jean, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
Philip, 1-night family trip
Verified Orbitz guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
Rachel, 1-night family trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
Olenka, 1-night family trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
frank, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

We Shall Return
As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
Kyle, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
Peter, 14-night romance trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
Peter, 3-night romance trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

quiet guest house on beautiful beach
Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
susan, 9-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review